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zac-afron:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHERE DOES THE LAST “S” GO

precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

The One Where Rachel Is Late

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

ARTIST: Samuel Tietjen
TRACK: One Heart Out
ALBUM: The 1975 & One Direction

fallingforthe1975:

Heart Out / One Thing - Samuel Tietjen (The 1975 & One Direction)

do yourself a favor and listen to this

Person: Have you seen that episode where...
Me: I have seen every episode, go on

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?