19 year old college student trying to figure out the world
i make art
i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold
(via rand0m-stuff-u-like)
me after I reincarnate
(Source: bobasprite, via thatsmoderatelyraven)
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
(via hotguysandpizza)
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
(via katyperryd)
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
(via sluttyteenwolf)
i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
(via a-sexxy-serial-killer)
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
(via v0ldewh0re)
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
(via sluttyteenwolf)
